Here is a little poem I made up...hope you like it
MAY THE FIRST, TWO THOUSAND AND EIGHT,
THE ELECTION RESULTS, WEREN’T THEY JUST GREAT,
FEATHERSTONE’S INDEPENDENT, WINS BY 102 VOTES,
DOESN'T THAT TELL YOU SOMETHING LABOUR, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE NOTES,
ONCE AGAIN OUR TOWN, IS BACK IN THE HANDS,
OF SOMEONE WHO CARES, ABOUT ALL IT DEMANDS,
AS FOR MR TAYLOR, WELL WHAT CAN YOU SAY,
HE DOESN’T LIKE THOSE WORDS ANYMORE, THE FIRST OF MAY,
AFTER THE RESULTS, NOT A HAND SHAKE WOULD HE ENGAGE,
INSTEAD HE GOT THE MONK ON, AND STORMED OFF THE STAGE,
SO CONGRATULATIONS KAY, YOU TRULY DESERVE YOUR WIN,
ESPECIALLY FOR BEATING MR TAYLOR AND ERASING THAT SMUG GRIN!